Picture this.
You’re on your way to work. As you get on the bus, you luckily find a seat along the aisle beside an old lady. The bus gets full. Standing in the aisle next to you is a fat man eating a burger. The ride is quiet. And smooth. Just as you close your eyes for a short nap, you hear the old lady gagging. She’s gets dizzy and vomits on your lap. The fat dude sees this and pukes on your hair. You find out the fat man had spaghetti, too.
No, this did not happen to me.
But I hope this happens to my boss.
