Hello, douchebags!
Pizza and Beer just turned a month old today. (insert claps here)
That being said, I have something special for you guys. Yesterday, I asked a favor from a friend, if I could interview his girlfriend, who happens to be THE Patty Laurel. (I put ‘THE’ in front of her name the same way they put ‘THE’ in THE ARRRENEOW)
I told him I wanted to ask Patty a few questions. Nothing serious, all fun and nonsensical. I’m glad she agreed. “Basta wholesome questions daw”
Here we go. The Douchebag interviews Patty Laurel.
Do you like pizza and beer?
I love PIZZA. Thin crust, thick crust, heck, I’ll even eat pandesal with tomato sauce and ham slices! Beer, I have YET to love. I do like Apple/ Peach flavored beer..I’m a pansy. Does Root BEER count?
You have a superpower, what is it?
Spunk.
If you were given the chance to date one foreign celebrity/athlete, who would it be?
Christian Bale. I’ve loved him since Empire of the Sun. Yes, it’s been THAT long.
What’s the coolest place you’ve been to?
The Sahara Desert.
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Vanilla in Manila!
Say someone would want to buy you a drink, what would you prefer?
A milkshake.
Name someone who annoys you (e.g. Justin Bieber)
Snooki from Jersey Shore. She scares me.
What music albums have you been listening to lately?
No new stuff lately… just the usual suspects: Phoenix, Muse, Temper Trap, Kylie Minogue, Adele, and The Beach Boys.
If you could time travel, “when” would you go?
1991. I’ll get back at all the kids who DIDN’T come to my birthday party.
Why are girls weird?
Pffft.
Conan, Letterman or Leno?
CONAN. Is this even a question, come on?! Team Coco all the way!
What are your top 5 movies of all-time?
Cinema Paradiso, Malena (Im a big Tornatore fan!), Love Actually, Empire of the Sun (I love you Bale!!!) and Clueless (epic!!!)
So there you have it. Now you know a little more about her. She’s fun, isn’t she?
Hey Patty! If you’re reading this, THANKS for being so cool about this.
This is just a first. I plan to interview more soon. I do have some people in mind already. If you have any suggestions on what questions I should ask, I’d be happy to reject accept them.
Outro for now.
